I don’t want him to know, but he deserves to know.
He does not deserve shit after the way he’s always treated you.
What was that? That was like, what my mum gives my brother before he goes off to college. Literally not proving shit, bub.
I’m not gay.
You’re gonna kinda have to prove that.
Is there something wrong with confidence? I have great taste in clothes, I’m English and I care about my appearance! How does that make me gay?
I mean, it all makes you gay. Plus I got the gay vibe. I’ve never met a hetero man quite as strange as yourself… It’s okay to come out to me Li, we are sharing a room together.
No, I was never in the closet in the first place. What are you even on about?
You’re gay! You act confident, wear killer clothes, have an accent, and you put more product in your hair than most women in my business. You’ve got to be gay!
… No. What even made you think that?
Are you still in the closet then? I mean, there’s a lot of things that really scream ‘gay’ so…
Oh my god why would you even want to know that!? Aren’t you gay?!
Pants means something else where I’m from.
What else would pants mean?
I wear my flaws on my sleeve, you should do the same.
… I’m curious.
I have no flaws, I’m flawless, I’m perfection, God did something right with me.
Well, I wear jeans? I don’t know.